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Here you go ladies and gentlemen. I unofficially present you with the best “story” I’ve covered all season.

The Unofficial Networks’ Instagram/Facebook pages received a flurry of DMs early this morning about a phallic image drawn in the snow.

That wouldn’t normally be much of a story, you’d be surprised how many of our followers send us pictures of dicks drawn in the snow, but this is different, and you’ll see why.

The image below shows a massive depiction of the male reproductive organ drawn in the snow of Tea Cup Bowl at Alyeska Resort, Alaska.

We’ve been told that a group of skiers hiked up to the bowl under the cover of the full moon to stake their claim.

Photo taken by sam_kikuchi, check it out:

Pretty funny, right? Well, it gets better.

We’ve heard through the grapevine that the mountain manager at Alyeska wasn’t so happy with this masterpiece, and asked if a helicopter from Chugach Powder Guides could fly up there to stomp it out…😂

sam_kikuchi took the photos below of the alleged destruction of the giant Johnson:

This is one of those instances where doing nothing would have probably been better for the manager at Alyeska.

He actually made it more of a story by dispatching a helicopter.

This was probably a first for those heli guides, and based on the guides I’ve met, they’re going to be telling this story for years to come.

Either way, it was all in good fun, and I’m glad that all involved can sit back and have a laugh about it.

Cheers to all involved, and as always, please remember to stay safe out there, friends.

^Tea Cup Bowl, Alyeska Resort

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