46 episodes

We are a podcast about the Colorado Rapids of Major League Soccer in America. Every week we analyse and criticize the heroics or he-low-ics of our favorite soccer team with all the knowledge of failed soccer players and the humor of failed comedians.

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    • Sports
    • 3.9 • 7 Ratings

We are a podcast about the Colorado Rapids of Major League Soccer in America. Every week we analyse and criticize the heroics or he-low-ics of our favorite soccer team with all the knowledge of failed soccer players and the humor of failed comedians.

    Current Pod Week 9

    Current Pod Week 9

    The crew looks back at the tie against Charlotte and forward to Portland


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    • 28 min
    International Break Down

    International Break Down

    We're coming off a late draw at Houston and heading into a Rapidless, MLSless weekend. But big news broke today as the Pids signed Coach to a three year extension. 


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    • 53 min
    Away to L.A. (2022) Season Opener

    Away to L.A. (2022) Season Opener

    We have a lot to look forward to this year, and a lot to mourn from last year. Following a fantastic season for the Rapids some fan favorites have dearly departed and some future fan favorites have suited up...such is the turnstyle life of sports fans.

    Our credibility guy Brian saw the team in action in Orlando and he tells us what he's excited about as we look ahead to the second leg of the CCL and the season opener away to LA


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    • 43 min
    Where's Kei Kamara? Where's Kei Kamara

    Where's Kei Kamara? Where's Kei Kamara

    Oh, and on Thursday, Marco had a couple questions for the Rapids media...


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    The Rapids Swing Like a Pendulum Do

    The Rapids Swing Like a Pendulum Do

    We're up!!!

    We're down...

    But then again, so is the entire damn league. Such is 2020

    Let's talk an historic win at Rio Tinto, and a Rapids loss in Frisco. Then it's on to a double dip in California. 

    Will the Rapids swing in time with the pendulum or can we eek out six points in the next week? Only time will tell




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    • 47 min
    Blazed and Confuzed

    Blazed and Confuzed

    Well, Colorado is on fire, California is on fire, Oregon is on fire and Brendan just can't keep straight who the Rapids have been playing in the last two games. 

    With the near impossibility of local viewing of our Pids and the charcoal in the air, we're all a bit blazed and confused these days.

    Fortunately for all of us Brian remains, despite his ill-advised association with this podcast, a credentialed member of the Rapids Media. He was at the Dick on Wednesday and he's here to tell us all about it...and keep Brendan focused on the right opponents.

    Thanks for sticking with us, COYPIDS!


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    • 46 min

Customer Reviews

3.9 out of 5
7 Ratings

7 Ratings

Plinkogucci ,

Love the Rapids

I like the Rapids and have wanted a Rapids podcast, but y’all need to stop clearing your throat into the mic. Jesus, made it almost unlistenable

tued hill ,

Adequate

Good: Pretty knowledgeable about the Rapids and some total groaner dad jokes. More regularly posted than other Rapids podcasts. Bad: Don’t expect any insight or knowledge about other MLS teams on a regular basis. On the episode from 9/14/19 none of the hosts seemed to know that Columbus had new ownership when discussing the odds of the Rapids keeping a player on loan from The Crew.

Wtoll ,

Meh

My son and I are huge Rapids fans. Would love to listen to a podcast with him that isn’t full of needless expletives, complaining and overall negativity surrounding our team. This podcast has potential but just falls short in many ways.

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