This bride-to-be is kicking her wedding off with a bang!
An absent-minded fiancée accidentally directed guests of her upcoming nuptials to PornHub.com — an X-rated content platform with hardcore clips of folks getting their freak on — rather than her official wedding website.
“I got my wedding invitations in the mail today… I made a very large mistake,” confessed the blushing bride, only digitally known as @Squidward.Tentacles, in a TikTok testimonial with over 189,800 views.
“I forgot I put this fun website as a placeholder,” she added, showcasing her gold-trimmed RSVP card and zooming in on the PornHub address where her wedding information should have been printed.
The call-to-action to the saucy site was also linked on her chic “Reception” info cards, which read: “For more wedding details, please visit our website http://www.Pornhub.com.”
And the something old, something new, something borrowed and something lewd misprint wasn’t her only flub.
The forgetful future Mrs. also failed to update the information about the lodging accommodations she’d arranged for out-of-town attendees for her big day.
Instead of naming a posh hotel or resort, she unintentionally listed the Super 8 Motel as her wedding guests’ overnight destination.
“I forgot that I put the Super 8 Motel as a placeholder as well until we figured out hotels we’re going to block off,” said the blonde. “If you’re our guest, I promise I didn’t block rooms off at the Super 8 Motel.”
She then went on to offer an abject apology to friends and family — most notably her mom — for her screwy oversights.
“Mom, I’m sorry. I will fix it,” the wacky wife-to-be vowed.
“I think it’s funny, personally,” she continued, “but I don’t think anyone else is gonna think it’s funny, especially my family and Nate’s family and literally anyone else.”
However, much to the bride’s surprise, online audiences were positively tickled by her porno plug and motel misstep.
“I didn’t realize that I was invited to your wedding since I go to your website daily,” joked one commentator.
“I think this is hilarious! I checked my invites 1,000 times before I finalized because I did the same thing!” another admitted.
But other cyber bystanders scolded the woman for neglecting to edit her matrimony memos.
“Aren’t wedding invitations kinda expensive to not bother proofreading before ordering and mailing out?” one finger-wagger wrote.
“Maybe next time send it to like five people to proofread,” another suggested, adding a series of stunned-faced emojis for effect.
